3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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