I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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