We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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