she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think people are normalizing furries
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
