i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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