did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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