that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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