He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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