Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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