5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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