Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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