You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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