can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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