Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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