No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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