she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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