In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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