do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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