why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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