I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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