it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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