Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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