Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
this just has baby written all over it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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