New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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