apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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