she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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