Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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