who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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