i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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