Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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