Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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