i just google imaged poop.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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