PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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