Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just gargled with NyQuil
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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