I think i peed on brittanys purse
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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