we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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