Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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