New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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