just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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