i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
But break dance skills will only take you so far
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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