is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Two words: nipple clamps
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