I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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