Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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