There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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