i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
