party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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