WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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