sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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