plz talk dirty to me
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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