He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Porn is love you can see.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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