To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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