Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
