why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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